You know, I'm a pretty tolerant guy. I enjoy playing video games with my friends, it can be a socially invigorating experience and is just like sitting around watching football or UFC with the boys. A bonding experience. Except when one (or in my case, most) of your friends are absolutely fucking terrible at whatever you guys decide to play. There's nothing more frustrating then going head-to-head in a 5v5 in a game....and it basically being 1v5 because your friends fucking suck. Knowing those other 5 guys are having the time of their lives destroying your team all the while you're left with your shitty friends and them never learning a damn thing to get better.
I've said it before, I DO NOT HAVE FUN LOSING. Maybe some of you do, thats fine. You're just a fucking loser. I've tried teaching my friends, showing them what to watch for, things to make, whatever it takes. Every step I personally took to become this gaming all-star that I am but to no avail. I've gone as far as faking busy or afk or making myself invisible online so I can get a couple games in without their knowledge so I can have some hope at happiness for the day. Does that make me an asshole? Oh, it does? Thats fine.