Wednesday, September 1, 2010

When your friends suck

You know, I'm a pretty tolerant guy. I enjoy playing video games with my friends, it can be a socially invigorating experience and is just like sitting around watching football or UFC with the boys. A bonding experience. Except when one (or in my case, most) of your friends are absolutely fucking terrible at whatever you guys decide to play. There's nothing more frustrating then going head-to-head in a 5v5 in a game....and it basically being 1v5 because your friends fucking suck. Knowing those other 5 guys are having the time of their lives destroying your team all the while you're left with your shitty friends and them never learning a damn thing to get better.
I've said it before, I DO NOT HAVE FUN LOSING. Maybe some of you do, thats fine. You're just a fucking loser. I've tried teaching my friends, showing them what to watch for, things to make, whatever it takes. Every step I personally took to become this gaming all-star that I am but to no avail. I've gone as far as faking busy or afk or making myself invisible online so I can get a couple games in without their knowledge so I can have some hope at happiness for the day. Does that make me an asshole? Oh, it does? Thats fine.

12 comments:

  1. That would indeed make me mad bro.

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  3. Aww poor you... :( Hope you feel better soon!

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  4. There's nothing worse then those annoying fucks who just want to "hang out" in the fabulous world of vidjagames. If you just want to talk, open a chat. If you want to play, play.

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  5. I know how you feel. Trying to play League of legends with some friends, but they just haven't been playing as long as I have.

    There's just no way to solve this.

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  6. I always beat all of my friends.

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  7. I used to play warcraft 3v3 with two friends, they were really horrible... I always asked em to share units, and we managed to win like 40-50 % of the times. I was really close to just rage quitting so many times when playing with them :P

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  8. you're a shitty friend
    great blog though

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  9. My friends all suck at the games I play, and I suck at the games they play, so it's always an equal amount of domination (but there's only a point where you can be so good at a game, and my friends don't seem to be improving at their games =). )

    Besides when I lose I just stomp noobs in a lower tier haha.

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